Betcha Didn't Know...

Betcha didn't know that not only am I extremely talented and quick at changing diapers (minimum of 12 a day), wiping boogery noses and all the other 'magical' things a mom of seven must master... but I am also... ready to hear this? Brace yourselves... a HORSE. Yes, sometimes, when I have the energy, I turn myself into a horse. I do it for them. Because they are worth it.